Fuck you, bro
“This Halloween I completely scared the crap out of my neighborhood by creating the scariest Halloween pumpkin ever…”
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.
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Halloween Health Scare by Zina Saunders
“Double, double, toil and trouble,” chant Michele Bachmann, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh as they stir up the pot against health care reform.
A few incantations from the trio’s trick or treat bag: Congresswoman Bachmann says sex clinics will result from Health Care Reform, Ann Coulter says Obama’s plan encourages assisted suicide for the elderly, and Rush Limbaugh says Obama’s health care plan is right out of Hitler’s playbook.
Boo!
